We Deliver Dwarf Telegrams

Miami beach is a hot spot for drinking, clubs, and parties all year long and that's why our dwarf telegrams are getting busier and busier every year so we just hired another dozen dwarves to help with the schedule. Do not forget all orders come with free choice of costume with no hidden fees.

Singing Telegrams

With our company all singing telegrams come with any costume you want with no hidden fees, we can deliver a song, flowers, or even a gift that the client provides for $375 and up depending on zip code.

Pop Out Box Telegrams

Hire one of our pop out of the box telegrams or pranks with any dwarf and costume you want for that special someone and they will love you forever for only $375 and up depending on zip code.

Video And FaceTime Telegrams

Get your friend or loved one good and order them a midget video or facetime telegram or prank with any act you want all across the USA and International for only $275 and up depending on zip code.