We Deliver Dwarf Telegrams

San Diego County residents love to order flower delivery and singing telegrams all week long so make sure you book in advance. We only have a few dozen dwarfs in SD area so we can get booked up on the schedule pretty quick so if you are looking for a good time for that special someone you need to try our affordable telgegram services today. ( Our Office is open 24 Hours & 7 Days a Week)

Singing Telegrams

With our company all singing telegrams come with any costume you want with no hidden fees, we can deliver a song, flowers, or even a gift that the client provides for $375 and up depending on zip code.

Pop Out Box Telegrams

Hire one of our pop out of the box telegrams or pranks with any dwarf and costume you want for that special someone and they will love you forever for only $375 and up depending on zip code.

Video And FaceTime Telegrams

Get your friend or loved one good and order them a midget video or facetime telegram or prank with any act you want all across the USA and International for only $275 and up depending on zip code.